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Your worst noob confessions

Discussion in 'General Motorcycling Discussion' started by pringa8, Sep 11, 2008.

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  1. Ok, admit it, you did something stoopid when you were a noob, dropped the bike when you thought you had the stand down, whatever. I'll go first.

    I bought my first bike from that mob down in Melbourne, you know the ones.... (and surprise surprise it was peice of sh!t...) :facepalm:
  2. WTF is going on with this celebration of stupidity? This must be the fifth thread in the last week where people try to out-noob each other.
  3. I concur.... wtf!? can't you all post on the same thread!?? - Also this should be in the enw rider section I think!
  4. This is a stupid thread. All someone needs to do is come in and say 'i bought a hyosung' and they won. :twisted:

  5. All the people who could win super easily are too dead to type.
  6. if you cant laugh at yourself who can you laugh at ey....

    I tried to scratch my head while i had my helmet on... :roll:
  7. Really?? I must have missed the boat! Maybe i've just been dumbed down by the masses of morons thinking the world was about to end?
  8. I concur. The amount of stupid posts are not really interesting to read. Just a way to waste that time you cant get back.
  9. Then dont read them.... Dah..
  10. back on topic :p

    i used to cover my mouth when i sneezed... with the helmet on :LOL:
    to the observer i suppose it makes more sense, when otherwise u just see a head violently nod forward for no reason lol
  11. Phhht :roll:

    Yawned whilst sitting at a set of traffic lights and did the whole poliete raise your hand infront of your mouth like mummy taught you gear.. laughed my ass off when i realised.

    Yes im sick i know..
  13. Same as a few of the others, tried to itch my nose with my helmet on. (Didn't work)
  14. Spending half an hour on my first bike looking for the reverse gear.
  15. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :rofl: :rofl:
  16. For phizog

    "I bought a Hyosung"

    Cant say i am complaining though for a first bike.
    She has served my commuting needs well. Will upgrade eventually, but in no real hurry.
  17. I seem to remember me learning on a CB250RS just after I got my P's, dad explained how the fuel tap works and all the rest. I must have misinterpreted this info and a couple of minutes riding I turned off the fuel tap, and surprise the bike cut out. Turn the fuel tap on, kick start, turn tap off, cut out. Cue me kicking this thing like a mad man for half an hour with the fuel tap off. I told dad about it when I got back and he had a good laugh.
  18. LOL @ the yawning incidents. Happened to me too.

    The worst for me though was when I came to a stop and forgot to put my foot down. Yes, I fell. :roll: :LOL:
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