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your all time favorite "king" quotes

Discussion in 'General Motorcycling Discussion' started by VTRBob, May 25, 2005.

  1. He's going to be missed , but everyone has a favotite quote from the king.
    be it from a move or one of his many TV shows

    So lets see how many get some good laughs as we read em

    From the "odd angry shot"

    gejuz h christ ... you can set your bloody watch by this F##king rain

  2. "To be a personality on TV, first you gotta prove that you don't have one"
  3. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    3 years that got him

  4. They where saying this morning that when he came up this this one, he knew he'd get in trouble for it but, and i quote " he wanted a holiday "

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  5. Odd Angry Shot -

    US Marine to an Aussie Soldier :
    "Right, which one of you damn Aussie's stole my pack"

    Kennedy dragging said marine by the ear outside of the tent
    "No-one sepo ! Your pack, along with half this farking camp is up that tree. Now if you want your bloody pack back, I suggest you get up there and ask the Orangu-Tang for it back !"
  6. Any or all of......

    .......the famous.......
    KING "I've just been handed a late item"
    KING "Has it been checked?"
    Audience "YES"
    King "How many sources (sauces)?"
    Audience "ONE"
    King "Name it"
    Audience "Tomato, cumquat, etc etc"

    Worth watching right through the whole show just for that bit, plus his wonderful ability to make Ken Sutcliffe and John Mangos cry because they were laughing so much.

    Irreplaceable, and sadly missed.
  7. Dons party , as for a quote , well its been about 20 years since i saw it . I cant even remember what i did last weekend.
  8. Pass me the <the word "envelope" in Greek>.....

    No..... ok I'll get it myself......
  9. Still think the best one was:

    'Pussy in a can, whatever will they think of next, now you can get pussy in a can'

    There's going to be a special on Friday night on Channel Nine at 7:30pm, I think.
  10. The Odd Angry Shot...

    Harry:(G.K.) oh get F*cked
    Sergeant-Major: WHAT!!!
    Harry: I said 'get f*cked', you great beer-sodden bag of shit!
    Sergeant-Major: Right, you're all on a charge.
    Harry: Well, you'd better make it murder, because I'm gonna knock your block off.

    Being an Ex Grunt of the 2nd battalion, that scene holds a special place, deep inside...
    Sh*t its a shame hes gone, thanks god he did make all those shows and movies...

    Will NEVER, EVER be forgotten...