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Younger sister

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by haggis, Jul 23, 2005.

  1. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year
    when we decided to get married.

    My parents helped us in every way, and
    my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream!

    There was only one thing
    bothering me.

    That one thing was her younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
    age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would
    regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her

    It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near
    anyone else.

    One day little sister calls and asked me to come
    over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
    She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings
    and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want
    to overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me
    just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs
    to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and
    get me.

    "I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched
    her go up the stairs.

    When she reached the top, she pulled down her
    panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and
    went straight to the front door.

    I opened the door and stepped out of the
    house and walked straight toward my car.

    My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
    tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you
    have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our
    daughter. Welcome to the family!"

    The moral of this story is: Always keep your
    condoms in your car.
  2. nice one,i wonder if anyone is in that guys shoes???
  3. an old one, haggis, was posted a couple of months ago.

    However, it was funny then and still is.