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You Know You're Trailer Trash When . . .

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Lazy Libran, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

    You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

    You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.

    Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People.”

    You wonder how service stations keep their toliets so clean.

    Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey, watch this?”

    You’ve got more than one brother named ‘Darryl.’

    You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

    Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

    Your Junior/Senior Prom had a creche.

    You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

    You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.

    The book value of your bike goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

    You have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.

    One of your kids was born on a pool table.

    Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same class.

    You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

    You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.

    Ya can’t get married to yer sweetheart ’cause there’s a law against it.

    You dated one of your parents’ current spouses in school.

    You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

    Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
  2. How about created on a pool table
    I hope that doesnt count
  3. What are you Frankenstein, dont you mean conceived?
    Sorry Phil, being picky today.
  4. Look up Jeff Foxworthy. "You just might be a redneck"
    Similar stuff (y)
  5. Hank Hill:

    You know you're a redneck if you're from the country & you behave as such.
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  6. Lucky he went for the pink instead of the brown, I guess.
  7. Jeezuz Keerryst :eek: (walks away)
  8. Lots of people are conceived anally! That's why we have so many assholes around!
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  9. Haha... i've heard many of them before... but the title went more along the lines of 'You Know You're A Collingwood Supporter When...' :bolt: