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You know youre a student when...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by es, Dec 19, 2005.

  1. add your own additions:

    You use a vaccum cleaner to address spills.
    You dont clean, ever. You live on res and they have maids for that.
    When people ask you what you want for xmas you say "alcohol, food vouchers, alcohol, food, alcohol"
    You eat alot of pasta/rice
    you never have food in the place but always manage to have alcohol
    you know the words to the following song off by heart

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified
    Kept thinking I could never pass without my revision guide
    But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong,
    And I grew strong, and I learned I could scrape along.

    I wont look back, to any place
    When I can munch eleven mars bars and still have leftover space
    I would have revised by the clock, I would have had no spare time free
    If I'd have thought for just one second my exams would bother me.

    So all my notes, are on the floor
    Don’t even matter.... that there's no rock night anymore
    Weren't you the one, who tried to get me to revise?
    You think I'd crumble?
    You think I'd work towards the skies?

    Oh no, not I, I wont revise
    Unless I die of party-ing, I know I'll stay alive.
    Though my money's at an end
    I've my overdraft to spend

    I wont revise, I wont revise.

    It took all the strength I had, not to act the part,
    But in the end my real revision didn't even start.
    I used to sit at home at night, feeling guilty to myself,
    I used to try, but now I hold my head up high.

    And you see me! Somebody new!
    I'm not that mixed up weird bloke who wants a good 2:2
    So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that I'll be free,
    Coz i've so done no revision, and i'm failing my degree!

    Oh no not I, I wont revise.
    I think that I may scrape a third, but I could be telling lies.
    Let the lecturers all storm, My bed's far too nice and warm,
    I wont revise I wont revise.

    you DONT know it off by heart becuase alcohol has fumbled with your brain making it mushy and squisy and stuff oh look at those pretty little angels...

  2. Your spitting petrol out after sucking a little over zealously on that hose thats running into a parked cars fuel tank...and next weekend you'll be doing it again!!
  3. You drink Spiritus instead of Vodka for the better bang:buck ratio.
  4. Polish Pure Spirit. :D
  5. You drink alot before you go in to the club. :D
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  7. I absolutely LOVE the song..

    I knew a student who used to pack all his dirty laundry, drive nearly an hour to his Mum's place and get her to do it for him. He was 28 at the time..
  8. You know your a student when you have to drive 20km to borrow money from your mates to buy petrol....
  9. lol ive done that!!

    you know youre a student when you have to do change of preferences :(
  10. Why do uni students (especially Arts Students)hate Wednesdays??

    Interupts their weekend!!!! :LOL:
  11. You know you're a student when you have play lunch.

    You know you're a student when you're looking forward to a career in I.T
  12. drew... your signature sucks :LOL:

    you know youre a student when "all you can eat" is a great place to take a date.
  13. Glad you like it :LOL:

    i've got others, i'll change em when i change my socks!
  14. You know your a student when u get more sleep in class than at home
  15. What exactly is wrong with a career in I.T.????
  16. you're able to fall asleep in a library cubicle and use your books for a pillow...
  17. everything :(
  18. why.... i quite like my IT job....... or does that make me extra nerdy or something?
  19. when you dont shave, not because you WANT to grow it out, but becuase you cant afford a razor

    nah IT sucks. everyone is in IT!!! I wanted to be different but nooooooo
  20. in between partying you go to lectures and tutorials...