you know you are a REAL Female Rider when----> 1. You have broken a nail on your clutch or front brake 2. The only perfume you smell like is "eau de exhuast" 3. Nearly all of your shoes have shifter marks on them 4. You don't bother putting on makeup before riding 5. You take the "windswept" and "helmet" hair look to a level never seen before 6. You have spent hours trying to untangle your hair after a long day of riding 7. You have tan lines on your wrists from wearing your short stunt riding gloves, ( :roll:you have tan lines on ya back from hipster jeans) 8. You have had mascara in your eyes because you were riding so fast. 9. You have rode up to a restaurant or bar and had to go pick bugs off your face before you could go hang out with your friends. 10. You have had to pull over to re-adjust your hipster jeans cause your crack was showing. 11. You have rode past a cop at over 100km/hr an hour and gotten off with a wave and smile :twisted: 12. You have ripped out your earings putting your helmet on or taking it off 13. You would rather ride your bike than your boyfriend (OUCH but had to say it-- sorry ) 14. You organise your life around MotoGP and SuperBike race events 15. You are on a first name basis with the motorbike police officers 16. You stopped wearing sandals or thongs cause there may be a chance you will be going riding 17. You have forgotten what heels are---- ah not me sorry!!) 18. You would rather have clothes from icon, alpinestars, joe rocket, dainese, than gucci, prada, or valentino 19. You are driving your car-- COS YOU 100% HAVE TO-- and think about whether you can fit into that space to lane split 20. You have been pulled over by police, cause they thought you were a guy for riding so fast and dangerous past them 21. You shop more at the motorbike dealerships than you do at the shopping centre 22. Your preferred method for straightening your hair before a night out is a two hour ride beforehand with your hair tied up and tucked under your helmet 23. You have scratches on your tank from your belt -even with a tank protector 24. You care more about the current gearing ratio on your bike than the current fashion 25. You know that a Power Commander is not a sex toy nor a video game 26. You adjust what your wearing according to where you are going riding, the last time you wore a dress was ...... hardly ever!!! 27. You mix it up with the boys on the track, on the road and in undisclosed stunt locations and love to show them that female riders rock 28. You rather get your knee down than have ya boyfriend get down on his knee 29. You would rather talk about fuel injected vs carbureted, than clothes or shoes 30. You have asked your boyfriend/husband/friends for parts and accesories for your bike instead of jewlery/or other presents anymore????