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You have to laugh at this....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by mischiefmaka, Feb 24, 2010.

  1. Who would have the word " obey" in their wedding vowels anyway? Pffft

    I love how u have to wait until he falls asleep b4 u put in ur rollers and remove your make up and slap on the night cream :rofl::rofl:
    untitled-2.


     
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  2. geez, i am printing this as we speak, the missus need to have a good read of this...btw do you have the rest of the book???:bolt:
     
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  3. Weird.

    Times haven't really changed have they.

    :blackeye:
     
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  4. good advice... don't understand why they can't teach basic life skills for girls in schools nowadays
     
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  5. A friend has that book, I will ask if I can have a look over it...
     
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  6. Epic troll textbook is epic.
     
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  7. Wedding "vowels" ????

    So you're only allowed to use a,e,i,o and u???
     
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  8. a small groan of aproval is all we realy need lol
     
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  9. How nice and peaceful does that sound.
     
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  10. Times have definitely changed as now the first three things the bride sees as she walks into the church is what she thinks for the rest of her life;
    • Aisle
    • Alter
    • You
    :bolt:
     
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  11. lol Im a dumb arse 8-[ obviously wasn't paying attention when typing...which is fairly normal for me :nopity:
     
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  12. & sometimes y!

    Ah the good old days, how I long for thee...
     
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  13. Hmmm...

    "The more unusual practices"? I wonder what the author would class as unusual :)
     
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  14. God I wish I was born a hundred years earlier.

    Actually fifty would do. At least they had TV and motorbikes.
     
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  15. anything more than spooning.
     
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  16. I do believe I heard my name called.....
     
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  17. The gf didnt appreciate me bringing this up as a joke in the bedroom
     
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  18. I bet that was all that was brought up that night.
     
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  19. so no forking?


    ..... :D get it?
     
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