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Yet another Charles + Camilla funny

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by TrenShadow, May 4, 2005.

  1. On the evening of the Royal wedding, Camilla was becoming somewhat
    uncomfortable in her regal attire: Unfortunately, the shoes she had worn
    that day were a bit too small and, by the time the festivities were over,
    Camilla's feet were in agony.

    When Camilla and Charles withdrew to their bridal suite,the only thing
    She could think of was getting her ill-fitting shoes off.
    The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and
    They heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the
    occasional muffled scream.

    Eventually they heard Charles say, "God, that was tight."
    "There," whispered the Queen. "I told you Camilla was a virgin."
    Then, to their surprise, they heard Charles say, " Right.Now for the
    Other one."

    This was followed by even more grunting and straining and at last Charles
    exclaimed, "My God! That was even tighter!"

    "That's my boy," said the Duke. "Once a sailor, always a sailor!"

  2. Dan.. you are a scary boy!!! :LOL: :LOL: :p
  3. Just sharing the email joke list love around :D :p
  4. :LOL:

    Anything that sticks it up the Royals is good in my book

    (sticks it up royals... geddit??)