Sorry, if this is old. Only just heard it: A blond walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blond assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. 'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.' 'But, I always buy it here,' says the blond. 'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist. 'Yes,' said the blond, 'I'll go home and get it.' She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, 'This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.' Annoyed, the blond snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container... 'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM'.