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Yet another blonde joke...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by TonyE, May 7, 2007.

  1. A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful, you guessed it, blonde.
    The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
    The blonde continued to look at his pockets thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

  2. Q: Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes???

    A: She forgot the recipe!

  3. Why do blondes drive porsches???????????

    'cause they can/t spell BMW
  4. why are blonde jokes so short ?

    So men can understand them .
  5. what's the first thing a blonde says after sex?

    You guys all from the same team?
  6. 2 irish blokes needed to measure a tall standing pole in order to get the right length of rope for a flag pole. after same failed climb attempts, and hours of staring, a blonde girl walked past and asked what they were staring at. upon explanation, she laid the pole down, measure it, smiled at the boys and walked off. after she'd left, patty turns to mick and says: "typical blondes, we want the height and the idjut goes and measures the length!"