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Wrong Answer

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by VCM, Feb 27, 2009.

  1. WIFE:
    What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

    HUSBAND:
    Definitely not!

    WIFE:
    Why not - don't you like being married?

    HUSBAND:
    Of course I do.

    WIFE:
    Then why wouldn't you remarry?

    HUSBAND:
    Okay, I'd get married again.

    WIFE:
    You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

    HUSBAND:
    (Makes audible groan).

    WIFE:
    Would you live in our house?

    HUSBAND:
    Sure, it's a great house.

    WIFE:
    Would you sleep with her in our bed?

    HUSBAND:
    Where else would we sleep?



    WIFE:
    Would you let her drive my car?

    HUSBAND:
    Probably, it is almost new.

    WIFE:
    Would you replace my pictures with hers?

    HUSBAND:
    That would seem like the proper thing to do.

    WIFE:
    Would she use my golf clubs?

    HUSBAND:
    No, she's left-handed.

    WIFE:
    - silence - -

    HUSBAND:
    fcuk ....
     
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  2. :LOL: Good one.
     
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  3. Oldie but a goodie :)
     
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  4. :inquisition:
     
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