H'ooookay. So. I was watching a certain modern lame attempt at a vampire movie recently (clue : diamondboy fagsparkles) . The lead character spent 9/10ths of the movie pretending she wasnt scared of the big bad vampires, but did not want to be bitten by them. Seriously, what the fcuk? If an immortal vampire lord that could fly offered to share that kind of power with me, i'd be offering up my quivering virgin throat in about 0.5 seconds. I like my steaks bloody anyway, and anyone who's played any kind of real sport already knows what blood tastes like. thoughts? Would you stay ... human?