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Worst day...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Birdy, Jun 16, 2009.

  1. i think it's an oldie...

    There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

    Then, this big trouble-making guy steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.â€

    “Today is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. I get a cab to return home, and when I get out of the cab, I forgot my wallet, cash and credit cards in the there. The cab driver just drives away.â€

    “When I get home, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.â€
  2. might be an oldie, but I didn't see that one coming :LOL:.
  3. oldie but always makes me laugh
  4. hahahahahaha nice i havent heard that one before
  5. hahah very good