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Words of wisdom!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tim^, Aug 29, 2007.

  1. Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick
    the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew
    that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch
    them, but he had to try.

    One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
    Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

    The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a
    little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the
    itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal
    Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen
    that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this
    type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick
    would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

    The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote
    for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next
    four hours Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and
    magnificent breasts.

    The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied
    and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio
    demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied,

    Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh told him to get lost.

    The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching
    powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

    .....The moral of the story - Pay your bills!
  2. :rofl: That ending came out of left field