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Words of advice

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Charmed, Jun 17, 2006.

  1. Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a
    little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night
    in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, Here - try these on.

    She did and said," these are too big. I can't wear them." I replied,
    'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
    Ever since that night, we have never had any problems."

    "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On
    his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try
    these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit

    Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
    will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen took off her
    pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
    "Here - you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."

    Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude,
    you never will."