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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by haggis, Aug 27, 2005.

  1. An Australian woodpecker and a South African woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.
    The Australian woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The South African woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
    The Australian woodpecker was in awe.
    The South African woodpecker then challenged the Australian woodpecker to peck a South African tree that was absolutely unpeckable.
    The Australian woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
    After flying to South Africa, the Australian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
    The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the South African woodpecker was able to peck the Australian tree and the Australian woodpecker was able to peck the South African tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own country?

    After much woodpeckering, they both came to the same conclusion:

    Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home. :wink: