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Women's preferences in relation to men

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Bravus, Feb 8, 2007.

  1. A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

    For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

    However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
  2. Reminds me of the man who wanted to see his wife in something long and flowing... so he threw her in the river.....
  3. Obviously wasn't the Murray then...
  4. Or the women who told her man if he tied her up he could do whatever he wanted.

    So he tied her up and went out for a round of golf!
  5. i would say its more like - when a woman is ovulating she wants a man NOW, and every day she is not ovulating, the fire, scissors and cricket stump. Yep, that works :grin: