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Women explained mathematically

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Apr 4, 2006.

  1. Everything in this world can be explained mathematically so here's the formula for the female members of the human race.....


    I'm now ducking for cover from the female members on here.
  2. Agree'd, but i've seen the one with problems substituted with evil... :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  3. We all know 'woman involves time and money' :roll:
    ---> Women = time and money :?

    We also know 'time is money' :mad:

    Therefore Women = money X money
    -------> = money^2 :eek:

    We all know 'money is the root of all evil' :evil:
    Therefore women = (SQR(evil))^2
    conluding that women = evil 'square root and squared signs cancel out.

    We can conclude that women = evil
    WOMEN = EVIL :twisted:

    *SQR = Square root
    WOW - I knew X1 Maths would be good for something! :LOL:
    Maths can prove anything lol :roll:
    I hope you enjoyed it
  4. hahaha :grin: :LOL:
    but i wonder why no girls has replied??
    maybe its true
  5. I was expecting to get flamed something fierce with this one but maybe the female members have thicker skin than I thought.

    Then again, maybe it's true and they don't want to admit to it :LOL:
  6. If Women=evil
    Then according to his username......
    Oliver is a woman
  7. LOL - Thanks mate
    But for the record i am a MAN!!!!

    Oh BTW - 'Evilooliver' divides into to parts EVILO & OLIVER
    Evilo (backwards) is Oliver (without the r) :roll:

    This has a long childhood story as context - but the essence is that i could write my name backwards (but not forwards)
    Not the fact im evil and a woman!
    LOL :LOL:
  8. Brilliance! I love it.