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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by aaahhh, Jan 6, 2011.

  1. I was sitting on the lounge watching TV, the wife walked in and asked "what's on the TV?" I said "dust", that's when the fight started.

  2. this is going to get ugly :rofl:
  3. i usualy get turn that shite off or something to that effect](*,)
  4. ..Wife looks in the mirror and says to her husband..
    "i'm getting old, fat and ugly...."

    Husband says.... "well there's nothing wrong with your eyesight!!...."

    ... And then a fight started!!....
  5. Wife looks at her figure in the mirror while husband is sitting in bed. She says "I need to take up a sport. What should I try?"
    Husband doesn't think too hard before mumbling "Sumo". And that's when the fight started.
  6. Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
    I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
    The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, ‘The weather out there is terrible.’
    My loving wife of 10 years replied, ‘Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?’
    And that’s when the fight started….
  7. The wife said my dick resembled a Tic Tac and she had a big laugh.so i said if thats the case how come your sisters breath still stinks.thats when the fight started.
  8. My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

    My wife asked, “Do you know her?”

    “Yes,” I sighed, “She's my old girlfriend.

    I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.”

    “My God!” says my wife,

    “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”

    And then the fight started ...