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Winning streak!....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Tweetster, Feb 23, 2010.

  1. A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.



    She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.

    She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.

    She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.

    Finally, the man behind her says, "Hey, lady. Do you think I could use the machine?"

    She replies, "P!ss off! Can't you see I'm winning?"

    .................

    A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. “Dear Lord,” she prays, “if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery.”

    Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn’t win. She prays even harder, saying, “God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once.”

    Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.

    “Sweetheart, work with me on this,” he says. “Buy a ticket.”
     
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  2. heard the 2nd one before, not bad, not bad at all :D
     
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  3. A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. “Dear Lord,” she prays, “if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery.”

    Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn’t win. She prays even harder, saying, “God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once.”
     
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  4. Well done, for a first post, you show you can copy and paste....
     
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  5. Well it's a useful skill... maybe a little work required on the QUOTE tags. And the comment/contribution afterwards.
     
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  6. *tempted but must use moderation powers for good not jokes*
     
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