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Wife 1.0

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by DRzilla, Mar 26, 2009.

  1. Dear Technical Support,
    18 months go, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

    I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

    I eventually upgraded to Fiance 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.

    Shortly after this upgrade, however,I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic diary, explorer and e-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

    Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

    Help requested please.......................................

    Wife 1.0 is not a operating system, it is just an virus program, which stops all the perfectly running good programs. Wife 1.0 is a deadly virus, since there is no anti-virus program in this world. Once wife 1.0 is into our system, no one can help our system getting crash. So please do not install wife 1.0 at any cause. It is an irreversible installation, once installed your system is gone.

    WARNING: Keep in mind that there is no UNINSTALL.
  2. rofl made me laugh quite a bit
  3. ha, that's great. :LOL:
  4. :LOL:
    an oldie but goodie!
  5. yep, heard similar but good :LOL:
  6. this must be one of the most popularly circulated jokes going; sorta like an electronic-age playground joke..

    the husband version isn't as funny