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Wierld question

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by john13579, Jul 2, 2016.

  1. Hi everyone, my name is John and I recently brought a fz1 brand new.
    This is going to be wierld but I'm not sure where I should post this.
    So the situation is that the first day i got my bike, i rode it out for about 3kms and i let my friend ride it. Now i feel unsatisfy, it was like my brand new bike was ridden by someone and that new bike feeling is gone, i like all the kms on the bike to be ridden by me, but now 6kms were ridden by someone else, which makes me feel uncomfortable. Has anyone here ever felt this way. Serious question. Thanks

  2. Wierld question all right. Grow up and get over it. Enjoy the bike instead.
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  3. Let ya mate sleep with your missus then you won't worry about your bike as much.(pics would be good)
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  4. Are you swriousl?

    Just trying to match your spelling..
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  5. you'll have to burn it.
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  6. you will never get to smell that new seat smell again, without a trace of your mates nut sweat in the mix. devo.
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  7. The bike is ruined...

    But that's ok..I'll take it off your hands for 100 bucks
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  8. Of which event?
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  9. how many years ago was this?
    is this John? also recently brought a bike.. (as in.. 4 days ago, and now selling)
  10. Sure you can ride her everyone else has
  11. lol dude get over it :p
  12. Hi John

    Is it the bike that is for sale as oldcorrollas pointed out?

    If your serious then you have strong traits of obsessive compulsive disorder....
  13. Was he naked at the time ? If so I understand completely, get rid of it.
  14. Tight arse, I'll give you $110 (seat must be sanitized prior to delivery)
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  15. $120. Oh a Fazer? $115.
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  16. What do you reckon happens during the assembly / pre delivery / licensing process?
    My TNT Benelli came out of the crate with the tyres scrubbed round to the edges courtesy of the factory test pilot.
  17. it was nice of the dealers apprentice to put it back in the crate after the Friday night shenanigans :p
  18. [​IMG]
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  19. methinks we are being trolled... :troll:

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  20. Serious answer. No.

    Serious question. Are you an idiot?