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widdle wabbit

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Jun 14, 2005.

  1. A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

    As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

    She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
  2. Another oldie but goodie
  3. Does anyone remember the prank call that was doing the rounds a couple of years ago on the web. a guy prentending to be Elmer Fudd rang up a rabbit farm wanting to buy wabbits to hunt??
    if you know where it is...
  4. What do you use a wok for?

    You throw it at the wabbit when you wifles bwoken.
  5. Speaking of Elmer Fudd listen to this but watch the volume level.
  6. That sounds like Porky Pig to me...
  7. That would be right.

    Good to see someone is paying attention out there :p

    Think it's time to go to bed :roll:

    To see the video of said wav file click here