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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by folma, Jun 12, 2005.

  1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    What is the speed of darkness?

    Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the
    Special Olympics?

    If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

    If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing

    Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

    If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
  2. why!

    why u should have come out today and done scooter duty with me. 1. i learnt how to wheelie the scooter off the centre stand .-( extra cool when u have a trailer on the back) 2. how much throttle it takes on an piaggio/vespa 150 auto scooter & trailer to push the scooter & trailer infront of u at the lights. 3. how many times it takes to go around a roundabout without getting dizzy. why did i do these things, cause it was actually a fun day and so that a mate could spend time with his boys. thanks mate.ps i was incognito!
  3. Have heard some of them before but still gave me a laugh reading them again :LOL: .
  4. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
    Because licking your own genitals is a skill that is hard to give up!