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Why wouldn't you?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by hornet, Aug 16, 2005.

  1. A man went into a telegram office (back when they had such things) and sent a telegram to a friend. He wrote galumph galumph galumph galumph galumph galumph galumph galumph galumph galumph, and handed the paper to the clerk for payment.
    The clerk said; "Sir, you've only written 10 words, and you can write 13 for the same tarriff; would you like to add three more words?"
    The man replied; "What else would I write?"
    Entering into the obvious humour of the telegram, the clerk replied; "Well, sir, you could put in three more 'galumphs'!"
    To which the man replied; "Three more 'galumphs'? That would be ridiculous!"


     
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  2. hmmm, I'm trying to get it.....








    Nope, sorry, I think i'm missing something.
     
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  3. Hornet, I'm on dailup at home here. I just wasted 30 seconds waiting for this page to load, just to find some stupid joke that isn't really that funny. So here are your options:

    - Make the joke funny
    - Stop posting not funny jokes
    - Lobby Telstra to upgrade my area to get ADSL
    - Pay for a two-way satellite connection for me
    - Return the 30 seconds of my life you stole from me

    :)
     
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  4. Sorry, folks, hereby is 30 seconds of life refunded to Dan, and, mcbigg, you don't really want me to explain it, do you?
     
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  5. Thats better. Now, I have to go and watch some re-runs of the Simpsons....
     
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  6. c'mon dan, it was funny....really!!
     
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  7. do dial up internet connections still exist?
     
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  8. yes, and they are a pain in the groin
     
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  9. I thought it was funny... :roll:
     
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  10. What I want to know, Dan is, how in the name of goodness have you managed to rack up nearly 1900 posts ON DIAL-UP!????
     
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  11. Thanks Clive, I was starting to worry, honest!
     
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  12. er, um, I post in my >lunch break< at work. 8-[
     
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  13. Gonna have to apply for some of them *lunch breaks*

    :roll:
     
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