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why we couldn't beat 10 Italians

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by smee, Jun 28, 2006.

  1. "My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7." - Tim

    "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the
    league." - Mark Viduka.

    "Guus Hiddink is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well,
    he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best
    manager I've ever had." - Lucas Neill.

    "If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of
    bed at the end of the day." - John Aloisi.

    "I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of
    which were disputable." - Ned Zelic.

    "I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and
    hopefully after that as well." - Mark Schwarzer.

    "I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona." - Vince Grella.

    "You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win
    the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out." -
    Harry Kewell.

    "I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier." - Mile Sterjovski.

    "Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I
    live in Middlesborough." - Mark Viduka.

    "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - Craig Moore.

    "I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my
    right." - Harry Kewell.

    "I couldn't settle in Italy- it was like living in a foreign country." -
    Vince Grella.

    "Germany is a very difficult team to play . . . they have 11
    internationals out there." - Zeljko Kalac.

    "I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my
    right sock." - Jason Culina.

    "The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more
    European." - Scott Chipperfield.

    "All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed." - Marco

    "One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."
    - Craig Moore.

    "I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd." - Mark

    "Sometimes in football you have to score goals." - Harry Kewell.
  2. LOL the comments are some what simmilar to the refereeing decisions at this tournament.
  3. hahaha "I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona." - Vince Grella."