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Why Sentence Structure is so Important?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Lazy Libran, Feb 1, 2012.

  1. The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people:

    Was it to be Jenny or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both decent workers.
    Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

    Jenny came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.
    She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

    The boss approached her and said,
    "Jenny, I've never done this before, but I either have to lay you
    or Jack off."

    She said "Could you jack off?". "I feel like shit this morning"
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  2. lol farkin gold !!!
  3. Capitalisation:

    Without capitalisation, helping your Uncle Jack off a horse means an entirely different thing.
  4. haha brilliant... :)
  5. Let's eat grandma.
    Let's eat, grandma.
    See, punctuation is important, too.
  6. #9 Tone2, Feb 6, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 24, 2015
    The pen is mightier than the sword.
    The penis, mightier than the sword.