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Why Pilots Prefer Airplanes to Women

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Apr 3, 2005.

  1. Another from my collection of "stuff"

    * Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
    * Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
    * Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
    * Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
    * Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.
    * Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
    * Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.
    * Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
    * Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flow before.
    * Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
    * Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
    * Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
    * Airplanes expect to be tied down.
    * Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
    * Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
    * However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.

  2. Very entertaining, and not even one reference to the c0ckpit.
  3. Well here's one :)

    Q: Why aren't there female airline pilots?

    A: Because the c0ckpit would have to be renamed to the box office
  4. how many male chovanists does it take to change a light bulb ???

    none let the biatch cook in the dark