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Why Parents Drink

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Flipper, Apr 29, 2005.

  1. The boss of a big company needed to call one of his
    employees about an urgent problem with one of the main
    computers, dialled the employee's home phone number and was
    greeted with a child's whisper.

    "Hello." "Is your Daddy home?" he asked.

    "Yes," whispered the small voice.

    "May I talk with him?"

    The child whispered, "No."

    Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss
    asked, "Is your Mummy there?"


    "May I talk with her?"

    Again the small voice whispered, "No."

    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a
    message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

    "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home,
    the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

    "No, he's busy", whispered the child.

    "Busy doing what?"

    "Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman," came the
    whispered answer.

    Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded
    like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the
    boss asked, "What is that noise?"

    "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

    "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly

    In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search
    team just landed the hello-copper."

    Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little
    frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

    Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a
    muffled giggle: "ME."
  2. Yes, well believe it. My mather and father in-law bought my youngest a bed for christmas. A nice wooden bed. Was searching for about an hour one day to find where she had gone, out in the front and back gardens, down the street, at the neighbours, going frantic, finally looked under the bed, there she was with her teddy curled up asleep. Bloody kids!
  3. LOL nice 1. :D

    I'm an edumacator and last year one of the kids at my school did a runner. (no, not cos of me!)

    Police were called in to search and eventually, late at night, the search was called off assuming that he didn't want to be found.

    The next day he came home. Apparently he had climbed a tree in the park opposite the school, and thats where he stayed. He said that he watched and listened as people passed right under the tree he was in, heard them calling out for him, but the stubborn little bugger stayed quiet. Eventually he got hungry and came home.
  4. i like the one:

    daddy drinks because you cry....
  5. That's why I planned ahead when I got pissed off and ran away from home.
    Packed me an apple in a backpack and took off into the sunset.

    Bet my parents were scared as hell that extra 15 minutes that apple bought me before I wanted a proper dinner...
  6. I work as a teacher's aide in a behaviour school.

    The other day we told them they were going to play hide and seek, only with a difference.

    They were going to hide, but we weren't going to come looking for them.

    ONE of them thought we were serious!!!