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Why Owning A Gun Is Better Than Owning A Wife

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by archy, Oct 29, 2007.

  1. 10. You can trade an old 44 for two new 22s.

    9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of space.

    4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

    2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason......

  2. hmm, some gun joke maker has only ever tasted scrag...poor sod :LOL: