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Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by archy, Jun 13, 2008.

  1. Dear Walter

    I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
    husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
    mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
    halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
    couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady.
    I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years.
    When I confronted him, he admitted that they had been having an affair
    for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was
    let go from his job six months ago, and he says he has been feeling
    increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever
    since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He
    won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him
    anymore. Can you please help?


    Distraught in North Carolina

    Dear Distraught:

    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
    variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
    debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and
    hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none
    of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump
    itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float

    I hope this helps.

  2. :tantrum: :lastyear: :wink:
  3. :LOL:
    Still a goodie though