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why men are the way they are.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by ibast, May 23, 2008.

  1. When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

    When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion.So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

    In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was about 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

    When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

    I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big tits.
  2. :rofl: classic ... glad the office is almost empty - that last line cracked me up :grin:
  3. haha thats farkin awesome love it!
  4. Haha AWESOME!
  5. loved it