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Why is religion like a penis

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by DisgruntledDog, Sep 3, 2010.

  1. Why is religion like a penis?

    It's fine to have one.
    It's fine to be proud of it.
    But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around,
    And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats.
  2. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    i'm going to use that one...
  3. That's a t shirt right there!
  4. The last two sentences are OK I suppose.
  5. But then it's not really religion is it...
  6. Wow... A half page arguement that I posted on another forum a week, compressed into four lines!
  7. id rather religion shoved down the throat then the penis

  8. Classic freudian slip..........love it
  9. I believe that is the traditional order in which it is done
  10. Its not religion unless you're being a pious, obnoxious twat about it. Otherwise, its just a personal belief.
  11. well said sir!
  12. well that scene from the exorcist with the crucifix would be one example
  13. Amen to that
  14. ...god!,...oh god!... Oh my god!... OMFG!!!.........


    .. and just for the atheists:

    ...no god!,...oh no god!... there is no god!... There is no effing God!!!.........