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Why I sacked my secretary

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Johnny O, Apr 6, 2006.

  1. I posted all in caps :(

    Two weeks ago, was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday and probably have a present for me.

    She didn't even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday. Well, that's wives for you, I though. The children will remember. The children came into breakfast and didn't say a word.

    When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday."

    And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
    I worked until noon. About noon Janet knocked on my door and said,
    "You know it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

    I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
    We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office. Do we?"
    I said, "No, I guess not.
    She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

    After arriving at her apartment, we had another martini and smoked a cigarette and she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."
    "Sure," I excitedly replied.

    She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes, she came out... carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my co-workers, wife and children. All were singing Happy Birthday.... and there on the couch I sat ... with nothing on but my socks......
  2. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
    Yep heard that one before

    pretty good.

    was it on sunrise? heard it somewhere before.
  3. Pulled it from a ravers website
  4. hahahhaha thats great
  5. :LOL: that's a gooood one!
  6. classic :LOL:
  7. Good one. :LOL:

    But I'm having a shit of a day. So I sacked the office manager because the reconcile was up the put from last month. :twisted:

    Hey hang on, I'm the office manager. Arrr

    Doesn't matter, wasnt getting paid anyway. :roll: Manager is mrs,
  8. i actually slapped my forehead in his embarressment, tough luck eh
  9. hahaha great stuff
    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: