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Why Guinness is Better Than a Woman

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by echoball, Mar 16, 2007.

  1. A Guinness always goes down easy

    A Guinness doesn't care when you come

    A Guinness doesn't get jealous when you grab another Guinness

    A Guinness won't get upset if you come home and have another Guinness on your breath

    A frigid Guinness is a good Guinness

    After you've had a Guinness, the bottle is still worth 10 cents

    Guinness doesn't demand equality

    Guinness is always wet

    Guinness is never late

    Guinness never has a headache

    Guinness stains wash out

    Hangovers go away

    If you change Guinness you don't have to pay alimony

    If you pour a Guinness right you'll always get a good head

    When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Guinness

    When your Guinness goes flat, you toss it out

    You always know when you're the first to pop a Guinness

    You can always have more than one Guinness in one night and not feel guilty

    You can enjoy a Guinness all month long

    You can have a Guinness in public

    You can share a Guinness with your friends

    You don't have to wash a Guinness before it tastes good

    You don't have to wine and dine Guinness

    Your Guinness will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football
  2. Q. Why is ANY beer better than a woman.
    A. Just 'cause it is.
  3. and on St Patties day you can have a few too many in a pub with your mates and noones gonna get jealous.