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Why Guinness is Better Than a Woman

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by echoball, Mar 16, 2007.

  1. A Guinness always goes down easy



    A Guinness doesn't care when you come



    A Guinness doesn't get jealous when you grab another Guinness



    A Guinness won't get upset if you come home and have another Guinness on your breath



    A frigid Guinness is a good Guinness



    After you've had a Guinness, the bottle is still worth 10 cents



    Guinness doesn't demand equality



    Guinness is always wet



    Guinness is never late



    Guinness never has a headache



    Guinness stains wash out



    Hangovers go away



    If you change Guinness you don't have to pay alimony



    If you pour a Guinness right you'll always get a good head



    When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Guinness



    When your Guinness goes flat, you toss it out



    You always know when you're the first to pop a Guinness



    You can always have more than one Guinness in one night and not feel guilty



    You can enjoy a Guinness all month long



    You can have a Guinness in public



    You can share a Guinness with your friends



    You don't have to wash a Guinness before it tastes good



    You don't have to wine and dine Guinness





    Your Guinness will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football
     
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  2. Q. Why is ANY beer better than a woman.
    A. Just 'cause it is.
     
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  3. and on St Patties day you can have a few too many in a pub with your mates and noones gonna get jealous.

    Guinness.
     
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