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Why did the Duck cross the road

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Senator17, Jul 11, 2014.

  1. I don't know if this one has been posted before.
    A duck and a chicken are standing by the side of the road about to cross. They look both ways and the duck steps off the kerb, bot the chicken grabs his shoulder and pulls him back. Just then a car roars past. So they look both ways and the duck steps off the kerb again and again the chicken grabs his shoulder and pulls him back. Just then a motorbike roars past. So they look again and again the duck steps off the kerb and again the chicken grabs his shoulder and pulls him back. This time, it's quiet, nothing, so the duck tries again, steps off the kerb and again the chicken grabs his shoulder and pulls him back. The duck finally asks the chicken, "Why won't you let me cross?" exasperated the chicken replies "Because you'll never hear the end of it"


     
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