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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Discussion in 'The Pub' at netrider.net.au started by grange, Feb 1, 2010.

  1. #1 grange, Feb 1, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 13, 2015
    To play chicken with drivers on a busy road.

    The well-fed black hen has taken up residence behind the electronic billboard at Glendale Community College for at least two months.
    The chicken has dodged animal control officers several times by attempting risky flight maneuvers into traffic at Verdugo Road and Mountain Street.
    The brazen bird was walking into the intersection, forcing cars to swerve around it.
    Startled by traffic, the chicken quickly turned around and went back to the sidewalk.
    Ricky Whitman, spokeswoman for the Pasadena Humane Society, says the chicken is creating dangerous traffic conditions for drivers.
    Animal control officials say without the extra food, the bird would become weak enough for them to catch it.


  2. That hen is a member of my "brotherhood of the black chicken" ninja assasins
  3. They need to shoot it like they shot that roo.
  4. ..They need to shoot that fricking annoying reporter!! :demon:
  5. Bastards!
    Animals have legitimate feelings and emotions, too!

    Including this chicken... which is obviously depressed and suicidal; but all these inconsiderate and arrogant car drivers refuse to help it end it's life.

    They should be ashamed of their callous attitude and unwillingness to help.
  6. Chickens do not need their motives questioned.They are awesome tasty creatures, let them be.