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Why Cookie Dough is Better than Men

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by es, Mar 4, 2006.

  1. # It's enjoyable hard or soft.
    # It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.
    # It doesn't mind if you take your anger out on it.
    # You always want to swallow.
    # It's "quick and convenient".
    # You can enjoy it more than once.
    # It comes already protectively wrapped.
    # You can make it as large as you want.
    # If you don't finish it you can save it for later.
    # It's easier to get the kind you want.
    # You can comparison shop.
    # It's easier to find in a grocery store.
    # You can put it away when you've had enough.
    # You know yours has never been eaten before.
    # It won't complain if you chew on it.
    # It comes chocolate flavored.
    # You always know when to get rid of it.
    # You can return it--satisfaction is guaranteed.
    # It's always ready to go.
    # You won't get arrested if you eat it in public.
    # You don't have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.
    # It won't wake you up because it's hard.
    # You don't have to find an excuse not to eat it.
    # You can tell your friends how much you've eaten without sounding like you're bragging.
    # It won't take up room in your bed.
    # It's easy to pick up.
    # You never have unwanted cookie dough chasing you around.
    # You know what the extra weight is from.
    # It won't get jealous if you pick up another one.
    # It never has an insecurity problem with its size.
    # It is very pliable.

    My favorite... "You always want to swallow."
  2. ... You're pretty biased against my gender huh.
  3. You didn't mention the most important one; uncooked cookie dough can make your tummy real yucky if you eat too much of it.
  4. ummm OUCH :eek:

    Actually if you eat raw cookie dough in bed and drop it sorta acts like glue and causes the sheets to stick to each other :cry:
  5. meh i dont really like cookie dough that much. i just thought it was funny ;) im looking up "why chocolate is better than men" :grin:
  6. hey eswen...
    just wondering do like have a hatred of men???
    cause the last few post u been posting is
    chocolate is better then men
    cookie dough is better then :shock: :shock: :shock:
    i dont know there
    if u want i got some single guy friends that should make u change ur mind on the last few post
    :grin: :grin: