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Why chocolate is better than sex

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by es, Mar 5, 2006.

  1. Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex

    * You can GET chocolate.
    * "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
    * Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
    * You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
    * You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
    * You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
    * If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
    * Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
    * The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
    * You can have chocolate on top of you workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
    * You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
    * You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
    * With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
    * Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
    * You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
    * Good chocolate is easy to find.
    * You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
    * You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
    * When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
    * With chocolate size doesn't matter; its always good!
    * You can fondle chocolates in a supermarket.
    * ...and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
    * Chocolates can get away any weekend.
    * With a chocolate you can get a single room.
    * ...and you won't have to check in as "MRS. Chocolate".
    * A chocolate will always respect you in the morning.
    * You can go to the movie with a chocolate ... and see the movie.
    * You can have as many chocolates as you can handle.
    * Chocolates stay hard for a week.
    * You only eat chocolates when you feel like it.
    * Chocolates won't write your name and number on the men's room wall.
    * Chocolates won't ask: Am I the best? How was it?
    * Chocolates won't ask about your last chocolate...
    * ...or speculate about your next one.
    * A chocolate will never make a scene because there are other chocolates in the refrigerator.
    * A chocolate won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother comes.
    * No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh chocolate.
    * Chocolates can handle rejection.
    * Chocolates can stay up all night...
    * ...and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.

    (but even i would still - usually - take sex over chocolate)
  2. ummm yeah next :roll:
  3. i feel like chocolate tonight
  4. i left my chocolate at work
  5. Who said they have to be mutually-exclusive?
  6. Their the reasons why most Australians are overweight/obese as well
  7. ok ok
    now whos going to post the other version lol
    :LOL: :LOL:
  8. any chocolates out there