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Why Chocolate is better than Sex

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Mar 21, 2005.

  1. 1. You can GET chocolate.

    2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

    3. You can safely have chocolate when you are driving.

    4. "If you love me you'll swallow" has real meaning with chocolate.

    5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

    6. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

    7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate doesn't mind.

    8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate together without being called nasty names.

    9. The word "Commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

    10. You can have chocolate on top of your work bench/desk during work hours without upseting your fellow workers.

    11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

    12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

    13. With chocolate you don't need to fake it.

    14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

    15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

    16. Good chocolate is easy to find.

    17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

    18. You are never too young or old for chocolate.

    19. When you have chocolate, it doesn't keep your neighbours awake.

    20. With chocolate size & colour don't matter.