I know that most riders are (semi) normal - sort of like myself, but unfortunately there are some wankers in our midst. I got home from work last night and someone on a dirt bike had decided to ride across my front lawn. Not content with just being your garden variety wanker and not using the road, this one decided to be a destructive wanker. Grabbed a handful of throttle and dug a bloody great furrow from one side to the other. I just hope I'm out the front digging something the next time he tries it.