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Who's best?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by hornet, Sep 10, 2005.

  1. A Melbournite and a Sydneysider were arguing about which city had the best beer. The couldn't agree, naturally, so the Sydneysider said "I have a mate who's an analytical chemist, why don't we send him a sample of Melbourne beer, and a sample of Sydney beer, and let him decide."
    The Melbournite agreed, so they put some Melbourne beer and some Sydney in two, unmarked containers, and sent them to the lab.
    A week later the Sydneysider rang the lab.
    "Did you get those two samples I sent you"
    "Well, what did you find"
    The lab tech replied; "Well, mate, I'm sorry to tell you this, but both your horses have jaundice!"

  2. Queensland beer is shite...
  3. They spell it XXXX cos none of them can spell "beer"
  4. Western Australian beer is worse, Emu Export anyone?
  5. The beer is exported from emus???

    No wonder it tastes bad.