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Who Said Women aren't useful

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by donski1, Oct 28, 2008.

  1. A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast.

    He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night
    wondering what could have happened to her.

    Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a
    couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.
    The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some
    really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.

    'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first.

    The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young
    Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the
    reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.'

    The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit
    of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what
    the good news is.
    The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few
    really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've
    brought you your share.'

    He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or
    five crabs in it.
    'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all
    that... So what's the other possible good news?

    'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick fishing trip, me and young Bill
    here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and pull her up
    from the water again!
  2. Very good Donna :LOL:
    Even better coming from a lady too :wink:
  3. A woman with crabs aint all that bad after all! :LOL:
  4. score!

    quote of the day :LOL:
  5. You two are dirty girls.