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Who said men don't have a sensitive side?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Rob_SA_Scoot, Nov 2, 2005.

  1. Apologies if this has been posted before:

    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

    She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

    The guy says...

    "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
  2. oh thats great..... and never heard it before either
  3. classic.......i got a medium sized bear if you want to make anything from that.....!
  4. Now you guys know what us girls have cuddly toy collections for.. and have u noticed that the girls never manage to give away the really really big teddies??

    Damn girls, now they are trying to play OUR games too..*big sigh*....