This big bad drunk biker with a big H-D tattoo on his arm was at a big rally. He walks up to a dude on a Ducati and knocks him over then asks him, "Who makes the best bikes?" ... the Ducati dude says, "Harley....sir." Then he walks up to a guy polishing his Honda, twists his arm and asks, "Who makes the best bikes?"... The Honda guy cries, "Harley of course." He then staggers up to a rider standing by his Kawasaki and yells in his face, "Who makes the best bikes?" The Kawasakii rider flips the drunk biker then kicks him in the gut. After that he knocks his teeth out. The drunk biker gradually gets to his knees and says to the Kawasaki rider, "You don't have to get so pissed off just because you don't know the answer!"