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Who is Jack Schitt?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Peaches, May 20, 2008.

  1. A bit of an oldie.. but...

    For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

    We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
    Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in
    an intellectual way.

    Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
    fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.
    Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
    produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
    Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

    Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
    high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
    divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
    were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
    then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
    with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the
    other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable
    throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in
    a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
    returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

    Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct

  2. ROFLMFAO!!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  3. :LOL: :LOL:
    ..and Oldie, but always a GOODIE !