Driving along in traffic in the olden days (early twenties) when the car behind was pushing me off at the lights..... when suddenly he had red and blue lights flashing at me...!!! Whoops, I pull over and get out of my little 70's Hillman Hunter (with shiny maggs and sports steering wheel), what a dream car....! "What's your name" he asks "which one" I answered "the one on my licence or the one I have now".....! "What's your address" he asks "which one" I answered "the one on my licence or the one I have now".....! "What's your birthday or have you changed that as well" While this was happening his co partner was checking the registration and to his surprise the colour of the car didn't look quite right... yep you guessed it... registered as GREEN and was clearly BLUE whoops another thing I forgot to change... and yep it was easier to say "Don't let us see you around here than get writers cramp..... as I jumped back into my 70' HH, I thought to myself "I wonder what he would have said if I told him my speedo didn't work.... mmmmmm Try the same stuff now.... don't think so.....hehehe!!