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when the wife just isn't enough...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by spongesam, Mar 28, 2006.

  1. And I bet she does not even snore!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Mwahahaha I love it, looks comfy too!
  3. Ewww... a Gixxer....
    Now if it was a fiery Italian i could understand. :wink:
  4. *clears hallway and starts pushing bike inside.......*
  5. just when you thought you wanted to throttle her, you choose instead to lube her chain, tenderly caress her contours, flatten your chest against her heaving tank, lean gently with her into the corner of the bed, and do what comes naturally .... get you knee down :p :) :shock:
  6. where eswen when u need her lol
    new topic bike is better then the woman lol
    :LOL: :LOL:
  7. I didn't even last past 'her'
  8. only been here a coupla months and already my puns are predictable :LOL: my father'd be proud :)
  9. Not what I meant.....

    let me rephrase......

    You can talk dirty to my any time. :LOL:
  10. take off my fairing and i'll show you my grease :p :LOL:
  11. *silly beaming grin* *eyes roll into back of head* *faints*
  12. :LOL: :LOL: on that note, it's time to hit the sack to dream of beds and bikes and boys .... :music: these are a few of my favourite things :music: