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When It Started

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by grange, Jul 10, 2009.

  1. My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

    "No," she answered.

    I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

    She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

    So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

    And that's when the fight started....


    I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

    It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

    "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

    So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

    And that's when the fight started....
  2. :LOL:

    .. you are married?? :shock:

  3. And that's when the fight started.... :p

  4. :rofl: :rofl: Too, too funny!!! :LOL: