I have a general rule, that I wont put anything up my jacket, that will kill me, in a crash. Sometimes I bend the rule. I'll start off, with three bottles of wine. Today, I carried a dinner plate which I had taken to work last time I drove. 7kg of Coffee (Vacuum sealed) on another occasion, which was a little uncomfortable! I carry my lunch sometimes, which usually digs nicely into my ribs. So, what is the stupidest / most bizarre thing you have had to carry under your jacket?